Ph. Devils

Little Hanna scratched big Izzy, captain of the Imperial MMA team. The Media donkey-squawked about  the terrorist attack of appalling magnitude. (*1)

The ”totalitarian left are playing Hanna as the unjustly oppressed in the story,” (*2) explained professor Bigbrain. Because Hanna has been torn from her home and confined to a deprived area where she has been beaten and raped for years does not justify scratching Izzy.

Hanna had her nails done by desperate I. Ran who fears peace. (*3)

Izzy, who has the right to defend himself, (*4) must kill Hanna’s children, grandparents, friends and neighbours to demonstrate the meaning of defence.

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This satire deals with the propaganda piece Jordan Peterson breaks his silence on the Israel-Palestine war: The bold/italics above are actual quotes. 

*1 This is how Piers Morgan introduces the interview directly after the female voice-over opens the show with, ”When Hamas waged war on Israel.”
A one-attack war?

Terrorist! Have you noticed that resistance fighters never appear in the wars and occupations of the USA or its watchdog, only ”terrorists”?

”appalling magnitude”! The Israelis killed more in a week of retaliation than Hamas has killed in its entire existence. Nine years ago in an orgy of bombing Israel killed more Palestinians in a week than all the terrorists in the world have killed during the past two decades.

*2 We are told that Dr Jordan Peterson is one of the world’s most respected public intellectuals. This colossal intellectual informs us, ”The totalitarian left are playing Palestinians as the unjustly oppressed in the story.”

The Palestinians aren’t oppressed? Too stupid! So stupid in fact that Peterson is exposing himself as a stooge for the masters of the empire. He’s not the only intellectual darling who doesn’t seem to know the difference between right and wrong. 

*3 Peterson explains that Iran is behind Hamas because it fears peace.

*4 Israel believes the it can sell its aggression as defence. Their right-to-defend theme song should be sung to the tune of ”I believe I can fly.” Or, more accurately, ”I believe I can lie.”

Note for those who can’t tell the difference between religion and politics: The Israel/Palestine conflict is a political struggle. Those who splash religious rot on this simple perspective must also accept that Christians killed 3 million Vietnamese; Christians invaded and killed millions in Iraq and Afghanistan; Christians dropped two A-bombs on Japan; Christians are major players in trafficking; Christian authorities practice child abuse and pedophilia; …. Oxycodone, anyone?

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“The devil dresses in designer clothes,
smiles softly in an expensive pose,
punches greed with moneyed blows.
The soul crumbles into burning holes.
The body survives in sewer flows.”
Dartwill Aquila

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