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September 19, 2012 / Fantelius

An Ungodly Interpretation

According to a book I read there was a time when the highest authority in the world, known as God, forbid the only two people to taste knowledge. Without knowledge these two people were so ignorant that they didn’t even know what sex was. A lowly creature who crawled near grass roots convinced the woman, who then convinced the man, to bite into knowledge.

When they had tasted knowledge, the two young people ran out of the authority’s garden (it was boring as hell) to live life on life’s terms.

It was a very old book.

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  1. Jason Alan / Nov 9 2012 3:46 pm

    Haha Adam and Eve in a nutshell!

    • Fantelius / Nov 9 2012 4:01 pm

      I knew you’d like it considering you intimate knowledge of paradise.

      • Jason Alan / Nov 9 2012 4:16 pm

        I am more familiar with a pair of dice.

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