Theoretical Theorists

According to the official conspiracy theory a dialysis patient in a cave in Afghanistan arranged the hijacking of four passenger planes under the noses of the most extensive security organization in existence. The hijackers got on the planes without getting on the passenger lists and then got through the locked cockpit doors using knives without any alarm being sounded by the flight crew. Two of the planes flew into skyscrapers and one flew 35 minutes unchallenged into the heart of the strongest military power in the world. The government decided not to investigate the crime but to invade the country where the dialysis patient was hiding. Anyone questioning this theory is called a conspiracy theorist.

“When bullshit is piled as high as a skyscraper
the stink spreads throughout the world.”
Dartwill Aquila