Full-of-Shit Followers
Full-of-shit Joe is now following your blog.
Take a look at his blog and he’ll tell you how you can make money using the internet.
Yeh, right!
And after you’ve paid him, write to me and I’ll tell you (for a slight fee) how to wash your mind of stupidity.
“The gullible nourish the unethical.”
Dartwill Aquila
System Humanity 
I’ve gotten so many of these lately on WP…sigh!