Popegate (Warning: Vulgar)

“Gates said to the Pope,
“How can I serve you?
Tell me what you would like
and I’ll try to accommodate you.”
“I’d like 90% of your wealth.”
“You’re serious?”
“That would leave you with at least $7 billion.
Surely, you could get by on that.”
“Economy isn’t among your strongest qualities,
Your Holiness.”
“Well then how about a blowjob?”
Gates hangs up like a computer.
“If I have to choose between
a snow job and a blowjob
I’d prefer the blowjob,”
said the Pope.

Satire by Dartwill Aquila

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