I-Zwan Talking Thru Its Ass

(Eyes/spots added to photo.)

An I-Zwan is an intellectual zwan. Many of these have glided thru our imagination with grace and dignity, producing interesting and informative works. A time comes when, pressured to fall in line with the media flock, they bury their heads in the flow of selected current events and talk thru their asses about the birdbrains trying to get elected as the new Cuckoo in Chief.

The poultry owners of Empire Corporation spare no expense fattening the flock. Once again we are promised a chicken in every pot. And once again we’ll get scarred and feathered.

Where have all the eagles gone?

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“If they keep playing this sinner and saint trick
they’ll soon need Mother Teresa and Genghis Khan
to grab our attention.”
Dartwill Aquila

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