IPs, Imperial Progressives

When discovering faded and flaked paint on a window frame, IP#1 wrote an article criticizing the sun.
IP#2 praised the article stressing the importance of speaking truth to energy.
IP#3 was determined to organize a demonstration against the sun and set out to get financing from corporations selling sunglasses.
IP#4 pointed a politically crooked finger at ethnic fanatics who had failed to install shading above the window.
Professor IP#5 explained that the house was facing in the wrong direction thereby attracting unnecessary thermal stress. Turning the house 30 degrees could eliminate 46.6% of the stress.
The debate that filled the media left no room for comments from the shadows about scrapers and fresh paint.

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“The major fools employ a handful of fools
to use foolish ideas to fool the common fools.”
Dartwill Aquila

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