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March 5, 2018 / Fantelius

Guns Not Weapons


OK, children, the Ministry of Diversion has decreed that everyone should discuss handguns in all possible ways in every classroom. You can say, show or sing whatever you like about handguns; for or against; advantages and disadvantages; deaths and incidents: bullets or laws, whatever. Take your time, but keep the discussion flowing.

Do not, under any circumstances, mention weapons or the weapons industry or the military budget or the 100s of 1000s of people killed or bodies torn or homes destroyed by big and powerful weapons. Stick to handguns and a few local deaths. The multitude of teachers, kids and lovers killed in other countries is not important. Any student that even alludes to the bloated military getting extra billions while unaccountable for trillions that they’ve already received will get a failing grade. Insistence on demanding accountability from the military may lead to suspension.

Good luck, children!


”Truth need not be denied if no one asks for it.”
Dartwill Aquila



The West Bank is now the Judea-Samaria area.

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