Stupidity Epidemic

The hotel offered the typical breakfast smorgasbord. The guests were required to put on protective gloves before loading their plates with food.

Protective gloves to protect from an airborne virus to eat from an open smorgasbord! That makes as much sense as wearing a condom on your head to practice safe sex.

The quests, socially distanced from one another, would, I assume, breath while selecting their food. Any virus they might be carrying couldn’t miss landing on the bread, cheese, salami, paprika, crackers, fruits, corn flakes, raisins, nuts or any of the other foodstuffs, not to mention the utensils and napkins. The following guests would, with their glove-coated hands, select some virus-spiced items to be delivered to their mouths on a virus-enhanced fork.

On leaving the dining room, the guests could spray their hands with a disinfectant. No such disinfectant was available for their minds.

“Stupidity is delicious.” Satan

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”Stupidity feeds on fear.”
Dartwill Aquila

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The West Bank is now the Judea-Samaria area.