The Flammer Method and the Virus

Many examples of the American way to deal with problems can be summed up as the fly and hammer method, the Flammer Method, or to flammerize.  It refers to using a big hammer (so as not to miss) to smash a fly. Oh look, there’s a fly on the piano. SMASH! Got it. And there’s another one on grandma’s knee. SMASH! Fly’s gone. Will someone take a look at grandma. She seems to have fainted. 

Does this not exemplify what the red-white-and-blue rulers do time and time again? Remember how they killed 3 million Vietnamese to save them from Vietnam. Big hammer. Korea? Bombed the country back to the Stone Age. Big hammer. To save them. They’ve been flammering 100s of 1000s of Iraqis for 17 years to save the from a leader who could have used weapons of mass destruction that he didn’t have. I don’t know how many Afghans they’ve flammered, or even why, for 19 years now, but we are told that the people have been flammered for a good reason. Syria has been flammered. 100s of 1000s killed, impoverished and made homeless, not to mention its beautiful ancient cities pulverized, to save them from a leader who is a bad guy according to the flammerers. Libya, the country which had the highest standard of living in Africa, also had a bad guy leader. Flammerized! I’m not going to list all the other countries and people who were sacrificed by flammerization, but I must mention The War on Terrorism. Thanks to the Flammer Method in the form of drones and hellfire missiles, it produced 10 times more terrorists than it eliminated. 

And now the whole world gets to experience the Flammer Method to fight a yearly influenza. Millions of people will die and be thrown into desperation and misery in order to save thousands  (who are already sick or weak) from dying. An international hammer pounds away at a microscopic influenza virus. Smash, smash and millions of smashes. 

When will this end? I don’t know, but there is a possibility of an atomic hammer. SMASHADOOOOOOM!

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