Talking Shithead

This talking head shouted at me as I walked the park path. At first I thought it wanted me to avoid stepping on it. But when I noticed what a dirty mouth it had, I realized that it was a genuine talking head, formed of bird shit.

The expression talking head refers to TV commentators who are normally seen behind a desk. The expression implies that the talker isn’t thinking very much, but speaking from a script or a teleprompter. It can be applied to anyone who speaks empty shit.

Nothing like a walk through the park and seeing a dirty-mouthed talking head formed of bird shit to brighten up the day.

“Because of his extensive education he could confuse anyone in six different languages.”
Dartwill Aquila