Six Great Curses

These are six of the curses that I’ve collected over the years from different cultures.

1- May your eye fall into your soup and you swallow it so that the next time you take a shit you can look up at yourself and see how ugly you are.
(Some of the biggest banks in the world have been caught laundering drug money. They had to pay a fine equivalent to a parking ticket. HSCB for example laundered $680 billion and were fined $1,9 billion. No one at any of the banks ever suffered any criminal charges.)

2- Your wife gossips about your inability to get an erection.
(The USA houses more people in jail than any other country. Many of the inmates working as slaves in privately-owned prisons were sentenced because of possession of marijuana.)

3- You should have sons without muscles and daughters without breasts.
(The US military budget (about 50% of all taxes) is proportionately greater than most military dictatorships.)

4- Your tongue should grow till it drags along the ground.
(The CIA, known as the army of the banksters, is one of the largest drug-running organizations in the world.)

5- May your asshole close and shit pile up within you till your eyes pop out.
(The big drug companies earn trillions on unnecessary and often harmful pills, but can’t afford to research a cure for Ebola because it wouldn’t be profitable.)

6- You embarrass God.
(Gaza.)

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